Friday, September 3, 2010

You Know Your a Mommy When...

1) You catch your daughter's spit up and think "Why the heck did I just do that?" Only to do it again a short time later.

2) A "good nights rest" is 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

3) You know how to type while holding a child.

4) Your main conversations center on bodily functions such as bowel movements.

5) You say things such as "Mommy is going to go potty. Mommy and Daddy put their poop on the potty."

6) A "date night" is when both kids go to sleep early and you curl up on the couch together or bake something new in the kitchen.

7) Your life centers around nap time and bed time.

8 ) You look forward to the evening when your husband returns so you can carry on a conversation outside of three word sentences.

9) The only movie you watch is Tinker Bell.

10) You seek out other moms to commiserate with/get advice from even if that is only online.

12 comments:

  1. Can I just say that I'm glad we're not the only ones that only get to watch Tinkerbell? And that I am very glad a new one comes out on September 21?

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  2. I didn't know there was one coming out in September! How wonderful!

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  3. haha Sounds like I'm definitely a mom then! lol Only we aren't at the point of explaining the bathroom stuff. Number is 7 is DEFINITELY my life! All I do is think about what I need to do around bedtime & naptime!

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  4. Oh yes ~ LOVE "date nights" on the couch with hubby. I never watched TV before I had kids - now we DVR EVERYTHING and catch up on those wonderful nights when everyone is asleep by 9! :)

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  5. Was totally stuck until I read this, now back up and rniunng.

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  6. I'm not wohrty to be in the same forum. ROTFL

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  7. Great post with lots of ipmortant stuff.

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  8. Hey, subtle must be your mdidle name. Great post!

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  9. Hey, subtle must be your mdilde name. Great post!

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  10. Pin my tail and call me a dnkoey, that really helped.

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  11. Hahahaha. I'm not too birhgt today. Great post!

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  12. Your article was ecexllent and erudite.

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