1) Lulu pushed several things out of her way, climbed up on a box, scaled part of a book case and got hold of some nail trimming scissors. I found her starting to stick them in Eliza's mouth. She did not cut or scratch Eliza but she did manage to traumatize the baby. I screamed for her to stop and then had this conversation with her:
Me: You hurt your sister! You made her sad! That was very bad! You need to say your sorry!
Lulu: I saree!
Me: That was bad! Do you understand me?
Lulu: No...
Well, at least the kid is honest.
2) After putting breakfast in front of Lulu this morning we had this conversation:
Lulu: Ma!
Me: Yes?
Lulu: Mom!
Me: Yes?
Lulu: Ma
Me: Yes?
Lulu: Mom!
(this goes on for several minutes)
Me: WHAT?
Lulu: Pess!
I looked at her confused not sure what she is saying. I decided to go back to what I was doing.
Lulu: Ma!
Me: Yes?
(Again this goes on for several minutes)
Me: What Lulu!
Lulu: Pess!!
I suddenly realized I had forgotten to say a blessing over her breakfast!
3) I was in adoration and two adorers left leaving the door open. Lulu blew me a kiss and made the sign for "I love you."
Lulu: Ba Bye!
Me: Ba bye? Where are you going?
Lulu: Outside! Ba Bye!
Me: (suddenly realizing the door is open) No. Lets stay in!
Lulu put on her hat and ran out the door. I grabbed her and directed her back inside. She tried to genuflect and waved at the Eucharist.
Lulu: Oh! Now go!
Cognitive abilities are scary... especially from a half pint.
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